This decades old masterpiece from Oral B
A real, ultra authentic “Harry Potter Type” magic wand. It has healing powers from an emerald and it was fashioned by a real tradition shaman.
A massive collection of "rare" duck stamps
For all of the gardeners with a gold thumb out there, this George Washington Chia Pet exists just for you.
The second closest thing to a real dinosaur besides Markey himself - this "Darwinopterus Modularis" fossil.
1.5 pounds of whale vomit [h/t The Right Sphere]
You read that right.
This Cold War relic, a Russian Mig-21 Jet Fighter. Minus the landing gear.